# Posts Tagged Mathematics

### The UK Tax system explained (in beer…)

Posted by Stuart Lynn in General, Humour, Technology on September 28, 2012

I recently picked this up on Facebook and prompted by the recent LibDem conference I thought I’d share it here on the blog…

Suppose that every day, ten men go out for beer and the bill for all ten comes to £100… If they paid their bill the way we pay our taxes, it would go something like this…

The first four men (the poorest) would pay nothing.

The fifth would pay £1.

The sixth would pay £3.

The seventh would pay £7..

The eighth would pay £12.

The ninth would pay £18.

The tenth man (the richest) would pay £59.

So, that’s what they decided to do.

The ten men drank in the bar every day and seemed quite happy with the arrangement, until one day, the owner threw them a curve ball.

“Since you are all such good customers,” he said, “I’m going to reduce the cost of your daily beer by £20″. Drinks for the ten men would now cost just £80.

The group still wanted to pay their bill the way we pay our taxes. So the first four men were unaffected. They would still drink for free; but what about the other six men? – the paying customers.

How could they divide the £20 windfall so that everyone would get his fair share?

They realised that £20 divided by six is £3.33. But if they subtracted that from everybody’s share, then the fifth man and the sixth man would each end up being paid to drink his beer.

So, the bar owner suggested that it would be fair to reduce each man’s bill by a higher percentage the poorer he was, to follow the principle of the tax system they had been using, and he proceeded to work out the amounts he suggested that each should now pay . . . and so

The fifth man, like the first four, now paid nothing (100% saving)

The sixth now paid £2 instead of £3 (33% saving)

The seventh now paid £5 instead of £7 (28% saving)

The eighth now paid £9 instead of £12 (25% saving)

The ninth now paid £14 instead of £18 (22% saving)

The tenth now paid £49 instead of £59 (16% saving)

Each of the six was better off than before and the first four continued to drink for free. But, once outside the bar, the men began to compare their savings.

“I only got a pound out of the £20 saving,” declared the sixth man.

He pointed to the tenth man ”but he got £10!”

“Yeah, that’s right,” exclaimed the fifth man. “I only saved a pound too. It’s unfair that he got ten times more benefit than me!”

“That’s true!” shouted the seventh man. “Why should he get £10 back, when I got only £2 . . . the wealthy get all the breaks!”

“Wait a minute,” yelled the first four men in unison, “we didn’t get anything at all. This new tax system exploits the poor!”

The nine men surrounded the tenth and beat him up.

The next night the tenth man didn’t show up for drinks, so the nine sat down and had their beers without him. But when it came time to pay the bill, they discovered something important. They didn’t have enough money between all of them for even half of the bill

And that, boys and girls, journalists and government ministers, is how our tax system works. The people who already pay the highest taxes will naturally get the most benefit from a tax reduction. Tax them too much, attack them for being wealthy, and they just may not show up anymore. In fact, they might start drinking overseas, where the atmosphere is somewhat friendlier.

I’ve no idea who wrote this, but I liked it.

### The story of Monty Hall – and how to improve your chances in life

Posted by Stuart Lynn in General, Humour on February 4, 2011

How many people have heard of Monty Hall?

Well until last week when my 10 year old daughter asked me to help with her homework, I’d never heard of him either. However what happened next really intrigued me… here’s a definition of the Monty Hall Problem from Wikipedia:

The

Monty Hall problemis a probability puzzle loosely based on the American television game showLet’s Make a Deal. The name comes from the show’s original host, Monty Hall. The problem is also called theMonty Hall paradox, as it is averidical paradoxin that the result appears absurd but is demonstrably true.

And here’s the problem:

Imagine that the set of Monty Hall’s game show

Let’s Make a Dealhas three closed doors. Behind one of these doors is a car; behind the other two are goats. The contestant does not know where the car is, but Monty Hall does.The contestant picks a door and Monty opens one of the remaining doors, one he knows

doesn’thide the car. If the contestant has already chosen the correct door, Monty is equally likely to open either of the two remaining doors.After Monty has shown a goat behind the door that he opens, the contestant is always given the option to switch doors.

What is the probability of winning the car if the contestant stays with their first choice? What if the contestant decides to switch?

Now, like millions of others my instinct… and I have to disclose that I studied statistics as part of my education… was to say the probability is 50:50 and therefore it makes no difference which one of the remaining two doors the contestant chooses next… However, if like me you think this then you’d be wrong:

If the player switches from their original choice then they double the overall probability of winning the car from 1/3 to 2/3.

Amazing isn’t it, and it’s mathematically proven so… sadly, I’m not going to try and explain it here, instead I suggest you look here on wikipedia if you want to understand the science.

So the moral of this story is … always change your mind if a bloke opens a door and there is a goat behind… you might just win a car…. !!!